LVirtual Man

Clay Anderson Johnson

Virtual Man

Verse 1

I started with too much television
Then moved on to Internet radio
It was my own decision
As far as I know
I only shop online now
Using PayPal and Venmo
I hear there is a world outside
But that is too far to go

Chorus

TikTok, Instagram
YouTube is who I am

Verse 2

My parents say I am an incel
But I have a girlfriend on Zoom
I see her on my iPad
I don't have to leave my room
I am the apex of evolution
I am a virtual man
With a iPhone made in China
And a monitor from Japan

Chorus

TikTok, Instagram
YouTube is who I am

Verse 3

I heard there was a virus
But I don’t really care
It’s only outside
And I don’t go out there
I order food delivered
They leave it at the door
I hear about a thing called weather
I can’t imagine anymore

Chorus

TikTok, Instagram
YouTube is who I am

Coda

I am the apex of evolution
I am virtual man
I am the apex of evolution
I am virtual man
I am the apex of evolution
I am virtual man
I am the apex of evolution
I am virtual man
I am the apex of evolution
I am virtual man
I am the apex of evolution
I am virtual man